Mike Lee wants to ban porn. Conservative states are criminalizing doctors for performing abortions. A 10-year-old rape victim had to cross state lines for healthcare. And somehow, we’re all expected to just sit here and take it. We’re diving into abortion rights, bodily autonomy, and whether forced birth is part of a larger conservative strategy to control voters through poverty. Spoiler: it is. Also covered: why women are obsessed with true crime (it’s mental preparation, not a personality flaw), Real ID screwing over women who change their names, and Mitch McConnell still being alive somehow. Pour something strong. This one’s gonna hurt.